Guro: Ibigay ang kahalagahan ng PERIOD!
Pupil: Nang hindi dumating ang PERIOD ni Ate,
hinimatay si Mommy,
Na stroke si Daddy,
at nagbaril sa sarili yong pari namin!
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Sunday, February 15, 2009
Different prayers of single women...
At Age 15: Lord, give me SuperMAN.
At Age 18: Lord, give me a cute MAN.
At Age 20: Lord, give me the best MAN.
At Age 30: Lord, give me a good MAN.
At Age 40: Lord, give me a MAN.
At Age 50: Lord, give me sinoMAN.
At Age 60: Lord, maawa ka naMAN.
At Age 70: Lord, kaya ko pa naMAN.
At Age 80: Lord, kahit hipo MAN lang.
At Age 18: Lord, give me a cute MAN.
At Age 20: Lord, give me the best MAN.
At Age 30: Lord, give me a good MAN.
At Age 40: Lord, give me a MAN.
At Age 50: Lord, give me sinoMAN.
At Age 60: Lord, maawa ka naMAN.
At Age 70: Lord, kaya ko pa naMAN.
At Age 80: Lord, kahit hipo MAN lang.
Birthday
Rodolfo: Bakit bad trip ka?
Harry: Nagtampo sa 'kin ang utol ko.
Rodolfo: Bakit naman?
Harry: Nakalimutan ko kasi ang birthday niya.
Rodolfo: 'Yun lang? Anong masama ru'n?
Harry: Ang masama ru'n... twins kami! Twins!
Harry: Nagtampo sa 'kin ang utol ko.
Rodolfo: Bakit naman?
Harry: Nakalimutan ko kasi ang birthday niya.
Rodolfo: 'Yun lang? Anong masama ru'n?
Harry: Ang masama ru'n... twins kami! Twins!