Old Maids Prayer

Dear Lord, hindi ako hihiling para sa sarili ko,
kundi para po sa aking mga magulang.
Please lang po bigyan na ninyo sila ng manugang!
Amen.

A Philosophy Teacher Challenging a Student

Teacher: To see is to believe, have you seen God?
Student: No sir, I haven't!
Teacher: Then there is no God!
Student: Sir may I ask a question? Have you seen your brain?
Teahcer: No!
Student: Uwi na tayo wala pa lang utak si Sir!