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Saturday, March 14, 2009

Surgery

Things you don't want to hear during your own surgery:
1. San 'yong gunting na bago? Ba't may kalawang 'to?
2. 10ml?! May nakasurvive na ba dyan? Sabi ko 5ml lang!
3. Doc, ubos na po pala 'yong anesthesia.
4. Kanina pa bukas 'yong tiyan, asan 'yong pantahi?
5. Sunog! Sunog! Labas lahat!

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