First Man in the Sun

Russian: We are first to step on Mars.
American: We are first to step on Moon.
Russian-American: How About you Mr. Erap, What have you DONE?
Erap: Me? I'm first to step on SUN!.
Russian-American: But, we can't go to Sun its to hot in there?
Erap:(Naiinis pa) What do you think of me idiot? WE GO THERE AT NIGHT!