Saturday, February 14, 2009

Driver

By zu   2:28 AM // No comments
"WIFE: maghiwalay na tayo!
MAN: ok, akin ang bahay!
WIFE: akin ang farm!
MAN: akin ang kotse!
WIFE: ah pero akin ang driver
MAN: Pwes, magkakamatayan tayo,
MATAGAL NA SIYANG AKIN!"

REGALO

By zu   12:54 AM // No comments
BF: May regalo ako sa iyo. Hulaan mo.
GF: Bigyan mo naman ako ng clue.
BF: Okay, kailangan ito sa leeg mo.
GF: Alam ko na yan. Kwintas!
BF: Bwahaha! Nangangarap ka naman.
Bato ito, panghilod sa libag ng leeg mo.

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