Why Not?

GMA in her family riding an airplane...GMA: What if I throw 1 check worth a million pesos out of the window to make at least 1 filipino happy?MIKE ARROYO: Honey, why not throw 2 checks worth half a million pesos to make 2 filifinos happy?LULI ARROYO: Mom, why not throw 4 checks worth quarter of a million to make 4 filipinos happy?Finaly her grandaughter spoke...Grandma: Why not simply throw yourself...

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Text Jokes

Bob: Nakakamagkano ka sa 1 araw?Pulubi: Nag-uumpisa kasi ako ng 8am. Ngayon 9am na. naka 80 na ko.Bob: Hindi na din masama noh? Ano mabibili mo niyan?Pulubi: Pwede na tong isang espresso macchiato sa starbucks!AMO: Inday, paalisin mo nga yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay.(nilabas ni Inday)INDAY: Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!PULUBI:...

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Tulong

Sigaw ng nire-rape na babae: Tulong! Tulong!Rapist: Wag ka ng humingi ng tulong, kaya ko itong mag-isa!Babae: Sure ka? Ah, okay! 'Wag na! 'Wag na! Kaya na daw niya mag-i...

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