Love Can...
Love can make all wrongs goes right.
Love can move mountains.
Love can add color to your life.
And love surely can remove underwears.
Lola't lolo
Lola: Alam mo honey kapag katabi
kita at nag- aalmusal tayo, nag-iinit parin ako!
Lolo: Paanong di ka mag-iinit,
eh nakalaylay yang dede mo sa kape!
Condom sa Napkin
Sabi ng condom sa napkin,
"Pag nagtrabaho ka, mawawalan ako ng negosyo
sa loob ng 7 days!" Sagot naman ng
napkin, "G***! Pag pumalpak ka naman
9 months tumigil negosyo ko."
Girl asked bf...
GF: If my right leg is your lunch and my left leg
is your dinner, which would you prefer?
BF: I prefer eating between meals...
GF:..Ahhhh…... hungry!..
Ang tunay na SMB:
*Sama Mo Babae
*Silip Mo Boobs
*Suklay Mo Buhok
*Salat Mo Butas
*Sipsip Mo Biyak
*Saksak Mo Balon
*Sakali Ma Buntis
*Support Mo Bata
*SMB!
Q: Pa'no mo malalaman kung taga-Dunkin ang ka-sex mo?
A: Pag ang sinagot - Sounds great! Tastes even better!
Man buying condom.
Lady: What size sir?
Man: Um, I don't know.
Lady: Okay. May I hold your penis for the size?
Lady: I think your size is small, wait, medium, wait, large. Oh, ah s***, give me tissue.
Woman in restaurant sees the chef flattening the hamburger with his armpit.
Girl: That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
Chef: You should see how we make the donuts.
