Can't Take The Chance

While a man and his ever nagging wife were visiting Jerusalem, the wife died. The undertaker asked the husband whether her body be shipped home for $5,000 or to be buried in the Holy Land for $500.00. The man chose to ship her home. The undertaker asked, "Why spend so much trouble and money when it would be a lot cheaper and wonderful to bury her in the Holy Land?" The man replied, "Long time ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, he rose from the dead. I can't take the chance."