Barbero in Pagupit po...
Lalake: Magkano na ang gupit?
Barbero: P150.00.
Lalake: Paano naman kung ahit lang?
Barnero: P50.00.
Lalake: Sige, ahitan mong ulo ko.
Pesteng Buhay
Tatay: Pesteng buhay na to! merong kaldero, walang BIGAS! merong lampara, walang GAS! merong gripo walang TAGAS! dagdagan pa ng asawang walang HUGAS-HUGAS paano pa TITIGAS!!
Few-to
One day there is an american girl, nakakita siya ng puto...
Girl: Is that few-to?
Tindera: Do you mean puto?
Girl: Yes!
Tindera: Ah ok! What color do you want few-la or few-ti?
A Divorce Hearing
Wife: We were very happy for over a year, your Honor, and then BABY came.
Judge: Boy or Girl?
Wife: your Honor, a model who moved next door!!
Horoscope
GF: Bhe, ano ung horoscope mo?
BF: Ano 'yong horoscope?
GF: Halimbawa 'yong sa akin cancer.
BF: Ah, 'yong sa akin almuranas.
Hugis Ng Mundo
Titser: Ano ang hugis ng mundo?
Juan: Kuwadrado po, ma’am!
Titser: Hindi! Ang mundo ay bilog.
Juan: Pero ma’am, sabi ng lolo ko, narating na niya ang APAT na sulok ng mundo. May sulok po ba ang bilog?
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