A gorgeous lady was sitin alone in a bar.
Guy: Hi There!
The lady ignored him.
Guy: You caught my atenti0n as i enter the bar, is it ok to get your nember?
Lady: If you have a BMW, a house in boracay , millions of peso bank account and 7 inches penis, then you can get my number.
But I guess you do not have it, so my answer is no!
Guy: I do not have all those, I just have a FERRARI, an ISLAND in Palawan, a billion dollar bank account. And excuse me,
I won't cut 2inches of my penis just for your numbah...
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