RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.
ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.
POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.
WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.?
POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako... Hahaha!
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