#1 Huwag makulit habang umiinom.#2 Huwag matakaw sa pulutan.#3 Huwag patagalin ang baso dahil may naghihintay ng tagay.#4 Huwag uminom lang nang uminom. Kailangang bumili ka rin.#5 Kapag umiinom, diretso sa tiyan, huwag sa ulo.#6 Huwag biglang mawawala sa inuman. Magpaalam kung uuwi.#7 Magtira ng panlakad kahit hinlalaki.#8 Huwag matulog habang umiinom.#9 Siguraduhing sa bahay ang uwi kapag nalasing.#10...
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
A young woman was having a physical examination andwas very embarrassed because of a weight problem.As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed."I'm so ashamed, Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go."The physician was checking hers eyes and ears."Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad.""Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked.The doctor held a tongue depressor in front...
A handsome young lad went into the hospital for someminor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to seehow the guy was doing. His friend was amazed at the number of nurses whoentered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff hispillows, make the bed, give back...
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