Galileo: Great mind.Einstein: Genius mind.Newton: Extra ordinary mind.Bill Gates: Brilliant mind.ME? Never mind, as long as I’m cute, i don’t mind!...
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Pulis at Chinese
Pulis: 'Eto bayad ko sa kape.Chinese: Aba, bakit ka bayad?Pulis: Utos ni chief, wala nang kotong.Chinese: Aba sige, simula ngayon hindi na ako dura sa kape ...
Lasang Gas
Sa Isang Restoran...Customer: Waitress! Ano ba 'tong binigay mo sa akin, kape o tsaa? Lasang gas 'to ah!Waitress: Kung 'yan ay lasang gas, kape yan! Ang tsaa kasi namin lasang pintu...
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