Saturday, March 21, 2009

Elevator

By zu   7:04 AM // No comments
Berto: Magkano ibabayad natin?Ricardo: T*nga! B*bo! G*go! Ignorante! Bogok! Stupido! Walang utak! 'Di ka nag-iisip! Bakit ka magbayad... Eh, wala pang kundokt...

For Adults Only

By zu   12:52 AM // No comments
Love Can...Love can make all wrongs goes right.Love can move mountains.Love can add color to your life.And love surely can remove underwears.Lola't loloLola: Alam mo honey kapag katabikita at nag- aalmusal tayo, nag-iinit parin ako!Lolo: Paanong di ka mag-iinit, eh nakalaylay yang dede mo sa kape!Condom sa NapkinSabi ng condom sa napkin,"Pag nagtrabaho ka, mawawalan ako ng negosyosa loob ng 7 days!"...
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