Lowbat

Juan: Pare, alam mo ba tawag sa paniki na mababa ang lipad?Pedro: Hindi eh! Ano ba pare?Juan: Lowbat pare! Lowb...

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Q and A

Question: What is the difference between a girlfriend, a call girl and a wife?Answer: Post paid, pre paid, unlimit...

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Feeling

In a disco a woman approaches a man...Woman: Hey, marunong ka bang mag-swing?Man: (flattered) Ba't mo nga pala naitanong? (smiling) Mukha ba akong dance instructor? (giving her a wink)Woman: Hindi 'no! Mukha ka kasing ungg...

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Bamboo...

"If you care for your lady friends, advise them not to marry men fromLas Piñas. Because, they have "bamboo organ...

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Paniki

A black baby is given a pair of wings by a fairy...Baby: Does this mean I am an angel???Fairy: (laughs) Of course not! 'Tong negrang 'to! Ambisyosa! PANIKI k...

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Papalit

Employee: Boss pwede ba ako nalang ang papalit don sa pwesto ng manager natin na kamamatay lang?Boss: Ok lang sa akin na ikaw ang pumalit sa kanya, ewan ko lang kungpapayag ang punerar...

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In A Party

In a party, a handsome guy approached a girl and asked;are you going to dance??The girl felt so happy that someone finally asked her and she said,"yes" and the guys said "that's good, can I have your chair...

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