Friday, April 3, 2009

Decaf?

By zu   7:44 AM // No comments
ERAP ordering coffee at Starbucks...Barista: DECAF po ba?ERAP: OO, alangan naman dePLATE, tan...

In A Party

By zu   7:36 AM // No comments
In a party, a handsome guy approached a girl and asked;are you going to dance??The girl felt so happy that someone finally asked her and she said;"yes" and the guys said "that's good, can I have your chair...

Job Interview

By zu   7:27 AM // 1 comment
Sa isang job interview...Boss: Ano ang alam mo?Juan: Alam ko po kung saan kayo nakatira ng misis mo, at kung saan nakatira ang kabit mo.Boss: Tanggap ka na!...

A COW Story

By zu   7:23 AM // No comments
America has COWboy and COWgirl.England has madCOW.China has MaCOW.Russia has MosCOW.But the Philippines has the cutest COWs: iCOW at aC...

MakaDiyos

By zu   7:22 AM // No comments
Dad: Mabait ba ang boyfriend mo?Anak: Yes, Daddy.Daddy: Maka-Diyos?Anak: Sobra Dad.Daddy: Nasaan siya?Anak: Nandoon sa simbahan, nagmimi...

Panglima

By zu   6:58 AM // 1 comment
Jinggoy: Dad, pang ilang Tirso Cruz na si Tirso Cruz III?Erap : (natawa) Trick question ba yan anak? Eh, di pang-lima, kaya nga PIP ang tawag sa kanya, di ...
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