Sunday, March 15, 2009

Favoritism

By zu   10:21 PM // No comments
Sa loob ng klase...Guro: Pedro, what is 6+9?Pedro: Maam, 15 po!.Guro: Very good!. 'Kaw naman Juan, what is 9+6?Juan: Pambihira! Kapag mahihirap na sa akin napupunta... Favoritism talaga, ...

Below 18

By zu   10:10 PM // No comments
Erap and some companions went to a drinking bar...when he noticed a warning sign “Below 18 not allowed”Erap said, wag na tayong tumuloy, 11 lang tayo ...

No Parking

By zu   10:08 PM // No comments
Pulis: Bakit ka pumarada dyan? Hindi mo ba nakita ang “no parking” sign dyan?Lalake: Nakita ko po, kayo po ang hindi ko naki...

The Prize

By zu   9:54 PM // No comments
Wife: (Shouting...) Honey mag-impake ka na, nanalo ako sa lotto!.Husband: Wow! Anong dadalhin ko?!Wife: Wala akong pakialam basta lumayas ka n...
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