Friday, February 20, 2009

Kumpisal

By zu   7:08 PM // No comments
Pari: Anak, hind ka patatawarin.Tomas: Ha! Bakit fader?Pari: Kasi may kasalanan ka pa na hindi mo pa binabanggit.Tomas: Ano po yun fader?Pari: Kaw ba kumuha ng perang donasyon sa altar?Tomas: Ano po iyon fader?Pari: Kaw ba kumuha ng perang donasyon sa altar?!Tomas: Hindi ko talaga marinig fader, gusto niyo palit tayo pwesto?Pari: Oh, sige! (ngpalit sila ng pwesto)Pari: Sige! magtanong ka na.Tomas:...

Math Confused

By zu   6:57 PM // No comments
A boss confused about his Math and asked his secretary:Boss: If I give you P3M less 17%, how much would you take off?Secretary: Everything sir! Dress, bra, and pan...
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