Doc: "Hubad na, iha. Huwag kang mag-alala... I won't take advantage of you!"Girl: "Saan ko po ilalagay ang panty at bra ko?"Doc: "Diyan lang sa may tabi ng brief k...
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Baby
GF: Magaling! At sino tong baby na nagtext sayo?BF: Ah! Eh, kumpare ko yon! Lalake yon! Baby lang palayaw.GF: Oh! Eto, replyan mo. Hindi daw kayo tuloy at may mens daw ang taranta...
2 Married Men Talking
1st man: Swerte ko, my wife is an angel.2nd man: Buti ka pa, ako ang asawa ko buhay ...
Ano?
Ano sa Tagalog ang asawa? -"May bahay"!Ano naman ang kabit? -"May cond...
Bond Paper
Anak: 'Tay, bibili lang ako ng bond paper, ha!Itay: Anak, wag ka ngang bobo ha. Hindi bond paper ang tawag don!Anak: Eh, ano po ba?Itay: Anak, KOKONGB...
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