Sunday, February 22, 2009

Baby

GF: Magaling! At sino tong baby na nagtext sayo?BF: Ah! Eh, kumpare ko yon! Lalake yon! Baby lang palayaw.GF: Oh! Eto, replyan mo. Hindi daw kayo tuloy at may mens daw ang taranta...

Bond Paper

Anak: 'Tay, bibili lang ako ng bond paper, ha!Itay: Anak, wag ka ngang bobo ha. Hindi bond paper ang tawag don!Anak: Eh, ano po ba?Itay: Anak, KOKONGB...

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