Saturday, February 28, 2009

Pretty Or Ugly

By zu   7:23 AM // No comments
Wife: Hon, am I pretty or ugly?Husband: Uhm?.. both..Wife: Anong both? Pwedeng pretty or ugly?Husband: Ang ibig kong sabihin, you're pretty ug...

Headache

By zu   6:55 AM // No comments
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cureyour headaches. The bad news is that it will requirecastration. You have a very rare condition, whichcauses your testicles to press on your spine, andthe pressure creates one hell of a headache. Theonly way to relieve the pressure is to remove thetesticles."Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if hehad anything to live for. He couldn't concentratelong...
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Bulol

By zu   5:45 AM // No comments
Anak: Itay, asan po ang 'yong GRIEF ko?Itay: Ikaw, bata ka! Hindi ka pa rin natututo! BRIEF, hindi grief!Anak: Ahh... Ehh... Asan po, Itay, 'yong brief ko?Itay: Ando'n sa kuwarto, naka-HAMM...

Hearing

By zu   5:19 AM // No comments
Sa isang pagdinig...Judge: Ano ba talaga nangyari?Erap: ??! ('di nagsasalita).Judge: Sabi ko, ano ba talaga nangyari?Erap: ???!! ('di pa rin nagsasalita).Judge: Sumagot ka sa tanong.Erap: Aba! 'Kala ko ba hearing lang to??? Bakit may speaki...

Pangarap

By zu   5:13 AM // No comments
Juan: Ang pangarap ko po ay kumita ng twenty thousand dollars a month. Kagaya ng tatay ko.Teacher: Wow! Ang laki pala ng suweldo ng tatay mo.Juan: Hindi po. Pangarap po niya y...

What Is Science?

By zu   5:10 AM // No comments
Teacher: Okay class our lesson for today is science. What is science?Pedro: Ako ma'am! Ako ma'am!Teacher: Okay Pedro, what is science?Pedro: Science is our lesson for today, ma'...
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