Sobrang Lasing

Tasyo: Pare, sobra ang kalasingan ko kagabi,naibenta ko ang misis ko na hindi ko alam.Kulas: Mas sobra ang kalasingan ko pare.Hindi man lang ako nakataw...

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Si Mommy

Anak: Mommy, ang ganda ng bracelet mo.Bigay ba ni Daddy 'yan?Mommy: Ay naku anak, kung sa Daddy mo lang ako aasa,baka pati ikaw wala sa mundong ito....

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Bawal Umihi

Lifeguard: Sir, bawal umihi sa pool.Swimmer: Ikaw naman, lahat ay umiihi sa pool, di ba? 'Di mo ba alam?Lifeguard: Opo, pero inside the pool po, hindi dyan sa diving boa...

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Can't Take The Chance

While a man and his ever nagging wife were visiting Jerusalem, the wife died. The undertaker asked the husband whether her body be shipped home for $5,000 or to be buried in the Holy Land for $500.00. The man chose to ship her home. The undertaker asked, "Why spend so much trouble and money when it would be a lot cheaper and wonderful to bury her in the Holy Land?" The man replied, "Long time ago,...

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