Saturday, February 14, 2009

Driver

By zu   2:28 AM // No comments
"WIFE: maghiwalay na tayo!MAN: ok, akin ang bahay!WIFE: akin ang farm!MAN: akin ang kotse!WIFE: ah pero akin ang driverMAN: Pwes, magkakamatayan tayo,MATAGAL NA SIYANG AKI...

REGALO

By zu   12:54 AM // No comments
BF: May regalo ako sa iyo. Hulaan mo.GF: Bigyan mo naman ako ng clue.BF: Okay, kailangan ito sa leeg mo.GF: Alam ko na yan. Kwintas!BF: Bwahaha! Nangangarap ka naman.Bato ito, panghilod sa libag ng leeg ...
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