Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Substitute

By zu   8:04 PM // No comments
Doc: "Ano ang trabaho mo, iha?"Girl: "Substitute po."Doc: "Di kaya prostitute ?"Girl: "Doc, Mommy ko ang prostitute. Kung hindi siya puwede, ako ang pumapali...

Married Couple

By zu   7:48 PM // 1 comment
Theme song of married couples...1 to 10 years - Araw-araw gabi-gabi11 to 25 years - Saan ka man naroon26 to 49 years - Gaano kadalas ang Minsan50 years and up - Maalaala mo k...

Matrona

By zu   4:20 AM // No comments
Matrona: Sa palagay mo Love, ilan taon na ako?Lover: Kung titignan sa buhok-18. Kung nakatalikod 21. Kung titignan sa kutis-25. Bali 64 ang tot...

Junkfoods

By zu   2:34 AM // No comments
Clark: Pare, pahiram ng P5, bibili lang ako ng CHUCHIRYA.Bugsy: Pare, ano ka ba?! Nakahihiya ka!Hindi chuchirya ang tawag du'n! Tanga!Clark: Eh ano?Bugsy: JUMPFUDS, pa...
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