Bumps

Pedro bumbs an american...Pedro: Ay sori!Foreigner: Sori 2!Pedro: Sori 3!Foreigner: What are you sori 4?Pedro: ('kala mo bobo ako,huh) Sori 5!Foreigner: I think you are SICK!Pedro: (Natawa pa) hahaha! Sick daw, SIX Oga...

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Doc Talking to Moms

Doc to 1st Mom, "Mahilig ka sa sweets, so you named her CANDY."Doc to 2nd mom, "Mahilig ka sa pera, so u named him PENNY."3RD MOM tumayo, "Let's go DICK! Bago tayo mainsulto dito...

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Love Never Dies

2 lovers plan a suicide. Boy jumped first.Gal closed her eyes n returned back saying: Love is blind.Boy in air opened his parachute saying: Love never di...

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Pilipino President

Noong si Marcos ang Presidente, laging sinasabi "MABUHAY ANG PILIPINO."Noong si Cory na, "TAYO'Y PILIPINO."Noong si Ramos na, "TAAS NOO PILIPINO."Nang si Erap na, "MABUHAY CASINO PILIPIN...

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