Use In A Sentence

Erap was asked by a gradeschooler to test his english ability.Kids : Use Deduct, Defense, Detail & Defeat in a sentence.Erap: (after 15 minutes of silence) DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE, DEFEAT first, then DETAI...

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Stuck...

FVR: Sorry I'm late! Brownout! Na-stuck ako sa elevator for 1 hour.ERAP: Wala 'yan! Ako 3 hours sa escalator......

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Effort

Anak: Itay baksak ako sa English recitation!Tatay: Bakit, ano ba tanong?Anak: Ano daw ba ang definition ng effort?Tatay: Anak ano ka ba? ang b**o m o naman effort lang 'di mo pa alam... ang effort ay 'yong nilalandingan ng eropla...

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First Man in the Sun

Russian: We are first to step on Mars.American: We are first to step on Moon.Russian-American: How About you Mr. Erap, What have you DONE?Erap: Me? I'm first to step on SUN!.Russian-American: But, we can't go to Sun its to hot in there?Erap:(Naiinis pa) What do you think of me idiot? WE GO THERE AT NIG...

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Used in a Sentence

1. Use KITCHEN and CURTAIN in a sentence....Wag mo akong CURTAIN masa KITCHEN.2. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence....(phone rings).....Hello? WhoSCHOOLING?3. Use AFFECT in a sentence....Maria is wearing AFFECT diamondring.4. Use ADIEU in a sentence....If you are ADIEU, the Arabs will killyou.5. Use DECANTER in a sentence....You can order that medicine overDECANTER.6. Use DELETION in a sentence....The...

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Lasing

Isang lasing nasalubong ang matabang babaeng may aso...Lasing: Hoy, san mo nakuha 'yang baboy?Babae: Aso ito hindi baboy!Lasing: Wag kang sumabat! 'Yong aso ang kausap ko!...

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Matapang

Pasyente: Doc takot ako sa bunot eh!Dentista: Heto gamot pampalakas ng loob.Pasyente: (uminom ng gamot)Dentista: Matapang ka na ba?Pasyente: Oo doc, 'pag may gumalaw sa ngipin ko gugulpihin ko!...

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Nag-hire ng Driver

Pedro: Ba't ka malungkot,pre'?Juan: Ang asawa ko, nag-hire ng driver, gwapo, bata at macho.Pedro: Ba't nagseselos ka??Juan: NAGTATAKA LANG AKO, KASI WALA NAMAN KAMING SASAKYAN EH!!!!...

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A Dentist's Joke

Isang araw nagpunta si Maria sa Dentista. Pag upo sa silya biglang tinanggal ni Maria ang panty sabay bumukaka.Nagulat ang dentista at sabi kay Maria: "Oi Maria, dentista ako, hindi ako OB-GYNE".Sagot ni Maria, "Alam ko po Doc, pero di ba kayo gumawa pustiso ng mister ko, so please paki tanggal lang po...

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