Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Acknowledge

By zu   6:58 PM // No comments
Konsehal: Paki acknowledge si Mayor. Late dumating, hayun kararaan lang!Pedro (Emcee): I WOULD LIKE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE LATE MAYOR WHO JUST PASSED AW...

Pilot and Brunette

By zu   6:49 PM // No comments
A famous pilot was having dinner with a brunetteand when they finished they headed to a hotel.He calls room service and asked for a bottle of red wine.When it arrived he put some red wine on the brunettes lips and started kissing her. She askswhat the red wine is for and he replies, "For whenI have red meat - I have red wine." "Oooohh" she says.A little while later the pilot jumps back onto the...

Nanalo

By zu   6:39 PM // No comments
Erap in 3rd grade came home shouting.Erap: Itay! Nanalo ako ng pahabaan ng ari.Ama: G***! Pa'no ka di mananalo?! Eh bente anyos ka ...

Sa Bakery

By zu   6:37 PM // No comments
Pulubi: Palimos po ng cake.Ale: Aba! Sosyal ka, ah! Namalimos ka lang, gusto mo pang cake. Eto pandesal!Pulubi: Duh! Ate?! Birthday ko kaya tod...
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