Friday, March 27, 2009

For Dry Hair

While taking a shower at home and calling for Loi.Erap : Bakit walang shampoo dito?Loi : Anong wala, kabibili ko lang kanina ng shampoo, eh.Erap : Eh, puro For Dry Hair lang ang meron, basa na ang buhok ...

Six or Eight

Erap calls into a take-out pizza parlor.Pizza man: Would you like your pizza sliced into six or eight?Erap: Six, I don’t think I could eat eight....

Malalaki Po

Sa seminario...Madre: Father, pagsabihan mo naman 'yong mga seminarista. Umiihi sila sa pader!Father: Sister naman. Maliit na bagay, huwag mo nang pansinin!Madre: Naku! Father, malalaki ...

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