Thursday, February 19, 2009

Kape

By zu   7:16 PM // 1 comment
Customer: Miss, 'sang kape nga.Waitress: Sir, 8 pesos na po ang kape namin.Customer: Ay, bakit naman?Waitress: Kasi po, mahal na ang gasolina.Customer: Eh, di huwag mo na lang lagyan ng gasolina ang kape ...

Late

By zu   6:08 AM // No comments
TITSER: Bat ka na-late?EDWARD: Nawalan ho kasi ng 500 yung lalaki.TITSER: Tinulungan mo siyang maghanap?EDWARD: Hindi po, tinapakan ko lang hanggang umalis si...

Dugo't Pawis

By zu   5:02 AM // No comments
TEACHER: Mga bata, alam niyo ba na ang bawat butil ng palay ay galing sa dugo't pawis ng mga magsasaka?MGA BATA: Eeewwww! Yuuucc...
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