Not Expected

Lester went off on a country trip, but had gone only three blocks before he realised that he had left his call cards on the coffee table. He went back home and quietly went into the house. His wife was at the sink in a filmy negligee. She was so inviting that he sneaked up behind her and put his hand on her breast. Without turning round she said:"Just one litre will do today, thanks. Lester's away...

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When Money Died and Went to Heaven

A 10 dollar bill, a 5 dollar bill, and a 100 dollar bill all die and go to heaven. God sees the 1 dollar bill and says he's been good, so he let him in. He also let the 5 dollar bill in for being good. When the 100 dollar bill went up to him, God said "Hmm, well I never see YOU in churc...

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GMA jokes

Republika ng PekePeke nga produktoPeke mga basketbolistaPeke mga gamotPeke mga dokumentoPeke mga susoat syemprePEKE ANG PRESIDENTE.GMA saved from near death. She asked the man who save her what reward he wants.Man: Wheelchair po!GMA: Bakit wheelchair 'di ka naman lumpo?Man: Kasi po kapag nalaman ni Itay na sinagip kita, lulumpuhin niya ako!GMA kidnapped by terrorist demanding 5 million ransom or will...

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Bike Lanes

BF: Mam, pag na-install na ang mga BIKE LANES along EDSA, JOSE PIDALang itawag natin. PGMA: Masyadong halata naman. Maganda kung BIKEARRO...

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