Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel

The following are actual stories provided by travel agents: 1. I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. 2. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper...

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Upuan

Noy Noy: Hindi ako magnanakaw! Gibo: Ako din hindi din ako magnanakaw! Erap: Ako babalik ako dahil hindi pa ako tapos magnakaw! Villar: Ako din! Magnanakaw ako dahil malaki nagastos ko. Babawi na to. GLORIA: Mga tanga wala na kayong mananakaw UBOS na...

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Ways To Know You Are A Filipino

1. You point with your lips 2. You nod upwards to greet someone. 3. You collect items from hotels or restaurants "for souvenir". 4. You smile for no reason. 5. You flirt by having a foolish grin in your face while raising your eyebrows repeatedly. 6. You go to a department store and try to bargain the prices. 7. You add an unwarranted "H" to your name, i.e. "Jhun," "Bhoy," "Rhon." 8. You put your...

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Friends at Hunting

Three friends La Sallite, a UP stude, and an Atenean went on a hunting trip. The first night, the guy from UP comes back to cabin with a big deer. The others ask him how he did it, and he cooly replies: "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang! I got the deer!" The next night, the guy from Ateneo comes back also with a big deer. "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang! I got...

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Where To Go To College?

If you have a lot of brains and a little money, go to UP. If you have some brains and some money, go to Ateneo. If you have no brains and lots of money, go to La Salle If you have no money, go to PUP...

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